So, we know what it would be like if your cat could text, or if a dog could text, but what about toddlers? This extremely amusing tumblr account is dedicated to explaining the mind of a young child through potential texts they would send if they were witty enough, or if they could articulate full sentences. However, we all know toddlers are always plotting. The recipients vary from Grandma, the cat, and even popular television show character “Caillou.”

1. Sassy toddler

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Dad jokes don’t even have to necessarily be made by a dad in order to be considered “dad jokes”. They’re just essentially super lame jokes that you could totally see your dad making that end up being extremely funny because of their lameness. They’re those jokes that you don’t want to laugh at because you don’t want to encourage the lameness but you can’t help but laugh because they’re so stupidly funny that you can’t help yourself. Some of these are jokes that actually have been made by dads…and others reach the level of lameness that qualify them to be considered dad jokes.

1. Har, har, har.

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